Monday, March 28, 2011


It is truely amazing how stupid some people can be.

Check it out

Holy Shit Jack Olson

Takin from the VG site

Friday, March 25, 2011

Picture of the day

Nuff said.

Dear Nathan

My posts are way better than yours.
You can only hope to post things as well as i do.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

And Pat is not a cronic liar...


hey all of our followers. i know we haven't been posting lately so to make up for it i'm going to let you in on some secrets.
No one in escubed can snowboard or ski. we all have stunt doubles.
we are all filthy rich and throw rolled up hundreds at people.
we all enjoy sailing yatch's for fun.
we all have rolexes and we wipe our buttoms with 20's.
We can all name every president in order.
We have won many public debates and math competitions.
John is a kid that always keeps his cool and never gets angry.
Nathan has a proportional body.
Thomas secretly skies.
Steez can also plays the blues on his trumpet.
AJ was born from a shark and a pigeon.
Tyler has never touched alcohol in his life.
(these facts may be wrong or incorrect)

Monday, March 21, 2011

TROLLHAUGEN is officially closed until next season :(


Happy birthday

We have a birthday for someone in our crew. So here is a little song for him.(sing with similar rhythm to the happy birthday song)

Who's Birthday is it?
We dont give a shit.
of course i am kid-ding
Happy birthday Thomas.

Getting older isn't so bad when you consider the alternative...
Happy Birthday from the Dirtballs

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Go team.

NCAA march madness has begun.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Happy St. Patrick's Day

From all the riders of Escubedwe wish you a happy St.Patrick's Day and we hope you
don't do anything stupid on your endeavors today. Like in this comic...
Have a good one.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011


Check this out. My boy steez Van Wagner and I were at keystone on this day!
It was nutty.
Copy and paste this into your url box. tis some sweet shots.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Quote of The day

Good judgement comes from Experience, and Experience comes from bad judgement.
-Barry LePatner

check this out

Monday, March 14, 2011

Just a peek

here is kyles first lap through area 51 at keystone. He was just crusin through the park taking a peek at the features.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Here's a still shot of Steez


Escubed Presents

Escubed would like to welcome a little brother to the crew.
We told him if he could fit 4 OREOs in his mouth he could be in the crew.
He is also pretty good so...
We invite Derek Van Wagner into the crew. Stay dirty.


No WI-FI here are some late posts.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Day Three: A Colaboration

Me and Pat had and epic day at Vail today. Constant snow throughout the whole day gave us never ending powder. it was kinda like if you were at ihop eating pancakes. Only with snow. and it not being so tasty and warm when you ate it. It was a cloudy day and since we are in the clouds we weren't able to see. But no one hit any trees today. So it was good. it was also mad windy on the chairs but Pat made a good shield to make it nice for the rest of us. Stay on top and keep checking the blog for more

Guslander at Troll for Kyle to watch.

Throw Away Park Shots from Josh Guslander on Vimeo.

Monday, March 7, 2011

this is from me running into a tree.

This is Steez's from when he got run over by a tree.
He says that the tree came out of no where and took him out.
its okay though. you can't really tell because of the crappy light.

2nd day out

here is a shot from the chairlift up. just amazing! stay on tonight for some shots of when me and kyle ran into trees.

Sunday, March 6, 2011


MENTHOL MONDAY//NIGHT SESH from jakedurham on Vimeo.

From the looks of it Gorgeous George is alive again. Man do I want to go to Troll now.

the first day

here is something you don't see alot of if at all in Minnesota.

Our ameture photographer Kyle Van Wagner and his first still shot of
the trip. It could be the best one we get.

The Ride out

Go team. this is the z that finally ended mine and kyles 45 minute alphabet game on the way out here. It sucked. It was our worst game ever.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Fun Fact Fridays

If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.

If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”.

The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.

The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.

Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.

Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.

When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.

Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.

Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.

It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.

The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.

It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.

Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”

The average person laughs 13 times a day.

Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump.

Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.

The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!

Thursday, March 3, 2011

go white kid

Check out this blog. Its a fun blog to look at for sure.

On Transworld but necessary to post here too.

Stitched Up Clipped Up Teaser from on Vimeo.

Throwback Thursdays

This throwback comes from our first year of filming. All kinds of style in this and bangers galore... I present to you our first teaser. EVER.

In Essence Teaser from John Ewald on Vimeo.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Mr. Nathan Schouvieller


I know our senior editor john ewald has not been on his game lately but its getting to be that time of the year again so stayed updated for the soon to be released teaser, daily photo updates of Kyles and Pats trip to the rockies, and mayb some laps through the park to show you what we get to work with. Also a possible appearance little VanWaggs to come.