Friday, February 25, 2011

Fun Fact Fridays

Here are some fun facts about some of the escubed riders.
  • John has never fallen while riding street.
  • Thomas wears a helmet because he's bald on top of his head.
  • Kyle ski's because he is to good at snowboarding, he says its no fun.
  • Nathan's arms drag on the ground when he walks around because he is so awkward.
  • John got so mad one time, He his head blew off.
  • Trevor is actually an alien from another world which is why you cant catch him being normal. Ever.
  • Kellen has turned himself into a vampire because he likes twilight.
  • Nathan is so skinny cuz he poops every ten minuets.
  • Kyle wasn't always a gangster, he turned that way when he became better then everyone else.
  • Thomas only snowboards because his real dream is to be astronaut.

Some of these facts may be false...


Thursday, February 24, 2011

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Windy Wednesday...

This is obviously not a windy wednesday but a rememberance of Chuck Norris so that he doesn't hold a grudge towards us kids in escubed:
Enjoy some facts
•When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
•Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
•Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
•There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
•When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
•Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
•A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
•When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
•Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
•When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
•How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
•Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
•Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
•Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
•When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
•Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
•When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
•Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
•Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
•For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
•When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
•Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
•Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
•On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
•Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
•In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
•Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
•Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
•Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
•Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
•Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
•Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
•Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
•Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
•The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
•It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
•Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
•The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
•There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
•When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
•Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
•James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
•Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
•Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
•Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011


We at escubed listen to all types of music. Until recently country isn't something you would think to be in video. But our very own T.K. has made a request to have a country song for his part. So if any of our followers know of any country songs that would work in a video. Post them to our facebook and Mr. Ewald will take a look at them.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Fun Fact fridays

Just Some waky Facts. Have fun now.

•When placed in warm milk, raisins re-plump into grapes.
•The metal backs of iPods are made from recycled zippers.
•Every sixteen minutes, someone named Richard dies.
•Dolphins kill more people annually than sharks and influenza combined.
•On a dare, former President Rutherford B. Hayes declared war on Chile for 17 minutes.
•Professionals call the top socket on an electrical outlet the "Martha," and the bottom socket the "Jasmine."
•In the archives at the Smithsonian Institute in Washington, D.C., there are two identical snowflakes preserved in a freezer.
•Three out of every ten nickels has been in someone's mouth.
•If you hold one nostril closed for 72 hours, you will slowly lose the ability to see color. (Your sight will instantly return to normal when you release your nostril.)
•Wave a magnet at the lower left corner of a vending machine to receive a free soda.
•The glossy paper from the backs of stickers can be used to soothe sunburn.
•Whispering instead of talking on cell phones saves significant battery power.
•Benjamin Franklin coined the phrase "Baby Mama" in a satirical poem published in Poor Richard's Almanac.
•If you take the first letter of each word in the Monopoly board game instruction manual, they spell out an X-rated sentence.
•Reading backwards for twenty minutes burns the same amount of calories as walking a half-mile.
•The Q in Q-tips stands for "quantum," as the small bit of cotton on the tip contains more atoms than the entire human body.
•Revolving doors were first invented as a way to keep horses out of department stores.
•Peru and the moon weigh the same amount.
•Human beings and anteaters are the only animals that can snap their fingers.
•Clouds cannot travel south southwest.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011


Its getting warm to quickly. So the new song is.
Sun shine go away,
we all want the snow to stay.
we can wait longer for the warm,
please send us one more snow storm.
(Sing to Rain Rain go away)
Copy write escubed productions.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Crazy Stuff

I thought the snowskate marks that we saw the other day were just little kids...

Valentines Day

It's called Valentines day because a preist back in the days would marry men and women which was prohibited. This is because the emporer at the time didn't want men marry'in women because then they could get out of being a soldier for the empire. When Valentine was ratted out by an unknown source he was put to death. Then becoming a Saint Valentine. So happy Valentines Day, from escubed. Tell someone you love them. Much love.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Little Rail Jam Video

John managed to get a clip

fun fact friday

fun fact.... watch this haha

Thursday, February 10, 2011

ch- ch- check it out

Gypsy Mob from Gypsy Mob on Vimeo.

Throwback Thursdays

Just throwing it back to some summer fun today.

Long Time Friends from Nathan Schouvieller on Vimeo.

STOUT Rail Jam - Erik Blume Photography

Check out the rest of the photos here:

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

UW-Stout Rail Jam"

Check out some of these pics. Photographer and rider Erik Blume shot the event as well, and his pictures are coming up.
Rail Jam
1. Jeffy Gabrick
2. Wes Dzieweczynski aka "Squirrel Master"
3. John Ewald

Big Air
1. Mike Heinze
2. AJ Fotsch

Weekend fun

Our Friend eric

The run in.


Going back to get this gap and one more.

the last post

so it turns out you can click and rag this shot around. try it. its so nutty. unlike anything i've ever seen

check it

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Check this out
this Url video doesn't have an embed code but i suggest that you click this and see what every snowboard crew should be doing and following in Brisse's foot steps.

Getting after it

Hit street today. Riders involved. Tyler Hannigan, Pat Svoboda and Eric Weigel?.... He is a room mate of a dirtball and a rather unusual fellow. Here are some of his quotes from today.
Fell into the snow. "IT'S SO FLUFFY!" "Its like marshmellows"
Fell down strapped in. "thats what meth will do to you." "I dont know how to stop." "My ass hurts"
Other "Can you just video tape me riding down the hill with my shirt off?"
All in all it was a good day and we logged some shots.

Stay dirty.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Fun Fact Fridays

Everybody smiles and since snowboarding is extra fun. here are some facts about smiling cuz we're having a better time than you.
1. When someone smiles in is universally known as an expression of happiness which is recognized by almost all cultures.
2. When a person studies laughter they are known as a ‘gelotologist’.
3. There are over 18 different types of smiles that are used in a variety of social situations. For instance, people can use a smile to say a hello, and they can also use a different type of smile to show their understanding of a particular situation.
4. A frown uses more muscles to contract and expand then a smile does.
5. A smile is one of the most used human facial expressions. Smiles can use between 5 to all 53 muscles.
6. Smiling releases endorphins and makes us feel better, even when you fake a smile you can feel better.
7. A person that smiles more is deemed to be more pleasant, sincere, attractive and more sociable then a non-smiling person.
8. We are born with the ability to smile; it is not something that we copy. For instance, even blind babies are able to smile.
9. Humans are able to differentiate between a real smile and a fake smile by seeing the difference in a person’s eyes when they smile.
10. Newborns tend to have more preference for a person with a smile then a person that is not smiling.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Sam Duncan's Edit

This was on a bunch of blogs already, but I had to post it when I saw Kellen sitting there when Vinny sticks the Cab 5-0 on the Uni Kink. Fun day and good work Sam.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Hey Hey Hey

I found the clips from the other day. Here's a few shots that weren't landed